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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Commentary:
"Oh, the sweet symphony of sorry and asphalt serenading each other! 🚗🕳️ Should we call it 'Car-tic' behavior or just 'Pothole-tic' confession?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apologize, car, driving, hit, humor, i, personality, personification, pothole, sometimes, vehicle on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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