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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.