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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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For Halloween, you should be mine.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”