You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work. Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.