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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.