I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
