I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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"Who knew driving was the ultimate language lesson? 🚗💬 Just remember, road rage vocabulary count as… 'creative expression', right? 😜🤬"

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