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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.