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  • They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.
  • I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.
  • Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.
  • If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.
  • Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?
  • On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.