I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep. Posted on4 hours ago4 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn. Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you? Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.