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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Trending via TikTok:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.
A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.
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Welcome to the most terrifying interactive haunted house experience yet! 👻 In this spine-chilling abode, prepare to face the scariest monsters of all: small talk enthusiasts lurking in every corner, ready to pounce with the dreaded question: "So, tell me a little about yourself." 😱 Beware, for there is no escape from this nightmare of endless self-descriptions! Enter if you dare… and don't forget your elevator pitch! 🏚️💬

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Just shared via Twitch:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Going viral on Reddit:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Reported on Slack:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Seen just now on Threads:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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