I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese. Posted on12 hours ago12 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese. My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!” The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.
