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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.