I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Commentary:
"Apparently, my coffee can't function without my supervision. ā˜•ļøšŸ˜‚ Who knew I had such an essential role in the world of caffeine? #CoffeeAddict"

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