Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Commentary:
"Apparently, my coffee can't function without my supervision. ☕️😂 Who knew I had such an essential role in the world of caffeine? #CoffeeAddict"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.
  • Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
  • I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.
  • When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?
  • If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awake, caffeine, coffee, humor, morning, motivation, need on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor al… There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 561 this month

14,165 funny quotes and pics

16,439 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 27, 2025

3,628 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress