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  • Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.
  • No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.
  • Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.
  • I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.
  • I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”
  • You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.