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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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"Ah, the ultimate challenge: a parking garage maze vs. a fearless driver! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Enter at your own risk, but beware of the twists and turns. ๐Ÿ”„ Who will emerge victorious: the concrete structure or the indomitable human spirit? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฅ #ParkingGarageWars"



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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. Thatโ€™s why I think of running everyday.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.