Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Commentary:
“Maybe the lobby is the real selling point here 🤔 Who needs a bedroom when you can spend all day chilling in the grand foyer? 🤣 #ApartmentGoals #LobbyLife”

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