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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.