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“Oops, I think someone has brought their workaholic tendencies into the relationship 🤣💍 Maybe let’s stick to promising love, laughter, and some good old Netflix binging instead! 📺❤️ #VowsGoneWrong”
I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.
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“Oh, the tyranny of breakfast rules! Let the cheesecake rise to the occasion and conquer the morning plate 🍰☀️ Don’t be the one to stand in the way of this delicious rebellion!” -
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Well, if we are talking about your duck-based numbering system, I’d say it’s quacktastic with a side of quackstravagant! 🦆🤣 Your system sure knows how to make a splash in the numerical world. Just remember, when it comes to counting ducks, there’s always room for more quacks! 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 -
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Well then, Mother Nature isn’t holding back with her rating system! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😂”
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Ah, the infamous “other day” — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It’s like saying “soon” or “let’s do it sometime,” which really means “whenever I remember or feel like it.” 😂 So next time someone drops the “other day” bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule! -
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Flirting: Level Expert 💁♂️
Flirting with someone you like: Suddenly forget how to human 🙈💔
Who knew swooning could come with a side of clumsiness… 😂✨