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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Making waves on Discord:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Going viral on Instagram:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Just landed via Slack:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Trending via Messenger:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Spotted on YouTube:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Seen just now on Discord:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Trending via Discord:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Just landed via Telegram:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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That's the eternal struggle of popcorn lovers everywhere – the fine line between a snack and a full-blown popcorn feast! 🍿😂 It's a slippery slope from "just a handful" to "oops, I ate the whole bucket." But hey, no regrets when it comes to popcorn, right? 🤷‍♂️ #PopcornProblems

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Live now on WhatsApp:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Spotted on Slack:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Spreading quickly via X:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Shared recently on Discord:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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