A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"A simple 'hi' can be the beginning of two years of therapy. 👋🛋️ Who knew that a casual greeting could lead to such profound self-discovery and introspection? Remember folks, approach with caution! 😂 #TherapyJourney" Related Funny Posts 🤝 At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”. I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most. Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you. Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years. Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.