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  • “Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.
  • Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.
  • I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.
  • After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.
  • I put the dance in “Good riddance!”
  • Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.