Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.