Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Can you imagine Fluffy filing his own tax returns? 🐱💼 Just another reason why our furry friends keep their meows and woofs to themselves! 🐶🤫 #TaxingTails" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax. Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much. Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence. I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food. Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.