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  • Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.
  • I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
  • I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.
  • If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.
  • I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.
  • I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.