Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.