A real smartphone would know when to shut up. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Imagine a smartphone that not only texts and takes selfies but also has impeccable social cues ๐๐ฑ Seems like the perfect companion for those awkward moments when you just need some peace and quiet!" Related Funny Posts ๐ค A real smartphone would cut you off. I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face. Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles. Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up. Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.