Welcome to your 50βs. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the fabulous 50s! Where your doctor and pharmacist become your new BFFs π€π Who needs coffee dates when you can chat about prescriptions and blood pressure readings instead? π #NewDecadeNewContacts" Related Funny Posts π€ Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly. Welcome to your 40βs. You now have to second guess your age as you canβt believe youβre that old. Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down. Welcome to your 40s: hereβs an extra chin. When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now itβs my pharmacist.