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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.