Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.