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  • That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.
  • My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.
  • It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.
  • Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.
  • No amount of daylight can save us.
  • You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!