I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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Looks like that spatula has taken up permanent residence in the drawer, claiming squatter's rights! 🍳🤣 Better call in a mediator to resolve this heated kitchen dispute! 🔥🍴

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