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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.