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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.