Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be pl… Commentary:"Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings 🌳🌞 #priorities" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today. My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day. Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic. Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.