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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be pl…

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be pl…

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"Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings 🌳🌞 #priorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boss, day, day off, excuse, fun, i, outside, play, playing, sorry, today, work on Mar 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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