I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.