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  • New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”
  • Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.
  • Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.
  • I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.
  • The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.
  • Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”