Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about. Commentary:"Who needs a duck in a row when you can have a duck party instead? 🦆🎉 Embrace the chaos and let those ducks roam free! Just be sure to watch your step 🦆💨 #QuackAttack" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that. I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping. Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk. Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?