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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get maule…

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get maule…

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"Here's a novel idea: 'May you have a beary exciting wildlife encounter in the near future!' 🐻😉 Remember, speak softly and carry a big stick, or in this case, a good sense of humor!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bear, dark, dark humor, hope, humor, mauled, polite, polite way, sarcasm, someone, tell on Apr 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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