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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is…

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is…

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"Ah, the art of pretending you're the only one in the room while everyone's eyes are laser-focused on you 🕶️😏 Master the skill of selective visibility and you'll be the stealthiest social ninja around! 🦸‍♂️👀"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkwardness, humor, notice, people, pretending, skill, social, staring on Apr 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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