I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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"Who needs to abuse substances when you can simply give them all the love and attention they deserve? 🌿💕 It's all about fostering a healthy relationship with your vices, right?"

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