I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m… Commentary:"Why would I lie? 🤥 Oh wait, I lie all the time! 😂 It's the perfect alibi – just add a sprinkle of sarcasm and a dash of mischief! 🔥 #WittyFibber" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. “Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar. They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume. I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine. I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.
