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Ah, the classic work-week illusion! 😅 Just like a magic trick—”Now you see the hours, now you don’t.” 😂✨ Call off and suddenly those 8 hours turn into 8 seconds of bliss! 🕒☀️ Who knew productivity could be so optional?
Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.
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