Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, talk about a early riser! ๐ฆ๐ช Looks like this bird's got the breakfast shift locked in. Who knew birds could be such overachievers? ๐๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?” Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts. The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot. If itโs one thing weโve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs. I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.