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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.