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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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"When you find the one unicorn in a herd of donkeys 🦄😁 #TrulyOneOfAKind"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged contrast, good, good teeth, head, humor, meth, meth head, rare, teeth, uniqueness on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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