The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.
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"Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"

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