Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"That moment when your liver remembers the cycle better than you do! π»π€¦ββοΈπ" Related Funny Posts π€ Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store. Not to brag, but I donβt need alcohol to send texts Iβll regret. If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do. God: “I donβt regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.” I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.