I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!
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🎉😂 "Sounds like you're about to break some cake-smashing records instead of laws! Keep up the clean streak! 🎂🚓"

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