I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak! Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:ππ "Sounds like you're about to break some cake-smashing records instead of laws! Keep up the clean streak! ππ" Related Funny Posts π€ The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didnβt happen. You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when youβre arrested. I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing. Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older. Why do men have birthdays? Itβs not like theyβre growing up.