The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long. Commentary:"Patience? I left that department faster than my WiFi during a storm! 😂🚶♂️💨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience? I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience. My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home. I don’t have any patience because it takes too long. I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.