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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.