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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Commentary:
"Going from fillings to felonies! 🦷➡️🚔 Who knew the drill could lead to thrill! 😆🤦‍♂️ #MomKnowsBest"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged American, American experience, being, dentist, experience, family, good, humor, irony, mom, most, prison, sarcasm, universal on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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